Angelita

A man walks down the street, he says, "Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard. I need a photo opportunity, I want a shot of redemption. Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard."

Betty, when you call me, you can call me out

A man walks down the street, he says, "Why am I short of attention?"

Got a short little span of attention and, "Oh, my nights are so long"

Where's my wife and family? What if I die here?